dear god why

I was actually thinking "he's slimmed down some for this"

Gallery: Party at Bryan Singer's House

Haven't seen so many bodies scrambling to knock the cap off a greased shaft since before the Kennedy-Bessette wedding.

You sound like my ex. Absolutely gorgeous, 6 pack, athletic, a lawyer who doesn't fuck up work...but completely binge drinks and smokes on the weekends. It's NOT healthy, and I have to question what those who care about you think. Are you/have you held down a functional romantic relationship? Do you blackout often?…