That’s a big list of things responsible for black on black crime you have there. Not suprisingly I didn’t see anything putting the blame on the people actually committing the crimes. Funny that. I guess you must think that black people are like children or the mentally handicapped and can’t be held accountable for…

So you are saying we shouldn’t be suspicious of all black people because of the actions of the actions of individuals don’t represent the entirety of the group but then in the same breath you probably can’t tell people quickly enough how you think that these protests against the police are just awesome. You know,…

Well here’s the thing. He bemoans being shot and killed by police. So far 123 black folks have been shot in killed in 2016 nation wide. However I bet he would have no problem at all going to Chicago where in that city alone 237 black people have been killed this year out of a population of around 837000 black folks

In 2016 so far 123 black people have been killed by police. There are approximately 42 Million black folks out there in the US. That makes your odds 123 in 42000000 or a 0.0003% chance of being killed by police. So, if this is something you really want to worry about I bet you are really going to shit yourself when…

I heard shit went downhill for him after his wife lost her head.

To be fair I can’t count the number of times I’ve been so worn out from crazy car action with some hottie that I just had to pull my car over in the nearest pond so we both could catch a quick nap. . . . Wait, yes I can. It’s happened zero times.

Would you rather we sing it?

Seems Lebron wasn’t the only one to take their talents out of Cleveland.

I’m going to have to sit down and send in a few of these for the next one. I used to work at a restaurant / bar in Atlanta that attracted quite a few WCW guys while I was going to college.

What do these things have in common?

Ladies and gentlemen, now taking the stage I give you. . . .

Now I want to go back and read Console Wars again. . . . . .

They are going to be golden then.

Except that the VAST majority of that gun violence is taking place in the inner cities and is largely just criminals offing other criminals for the most part. As a law abiding citizen your odds of being killed via gun violence is about on par with the rest of the civilized world so long as you aren’t making a habit of…

Funny you should mention Mr Tomsula. He was just at my house last week replacing a window that got cracked over the winter. Stranger still is the fact we hadn’t called anyone out to replace it. He just kinda showed up.

My grandfather owned a upscale restaurant in a big sports town before he retired some years back. He always got payment or a card up front when people would come in and rack up a big tab of booze and what not. It seems a fair number of famous people have a nasty tendency of thinking that things are going to be…

I’d like to submit a piece of freelance work for consideration on any or all of the Gawker Media websites. It’s a small piece so I’ll just put it below . . . . . .