I feel like you need to be high to understand if these illustrations are satire or not.  Comically bad doesn’t seem to be on-brand for Wintour but maybe she is breaking out of her shell.

I mean, depends on what you mean by losses.  They lost in 2016.  Obviously there are no legislative wins since the Senate is controlled by Rs.  We will see what happens in 2020.  I am hopeful but certainly not confident.  

The bar is so low it has sunk into the molten core of the Earth, melted, and no longer exists.  

Sadly for our country, I think a lot of people felt that way about voting for a Clinton.  

Living in an area with a lot of dirt roads that obviously have no lane markers and frequently are not wide enough for two cars to pass because of erosion or snow banks, truly autonomous cars seem like a pipe dream. I would much rather focus on having some sort of autonomous mode to switch on on the highway, and having…

I am pretty sure there is nothing convenient about distancing yourself from someone who stole $47 million from you.

I was happy to see that no one from my town is on this list.  

To this day I am traumatized by the bus safety video I saw in grade school.  A kindergartener gets run over when she tries to grab the Valentine she made for her mother and the bus backs over her.  Another girl slips down a snow bank and under the wheels of the bus.  Some other kid is horsing around with friends on…

SHUT UP!!! I AM SUPER SMART!

My son is starting kindergarten in a couple of weeks, and I can’t imagine the total trauma he would face if we got arrested and disappeared between the time he was dropped off to school for the first time and pick up.  

This is horrible for the dog, but perhaps it is a good wakeup call to all the kids who follow YouTube celebrities about the difference between real life and this pseudo reality vlogs.

You can’t plan on being pregnant at a particular time. Ignoring the fact that a good half of pregnancies are unplanned, when you do start trying to get pregnant, you have no idea if you are going to get pregnant within a month or if it will take 2 years or not at all.

JFK really looks like JFK crossed with Brad Pitt there.

When I first watched it in high school, I definitely rooted for them as a couple.  When I rewatched it as an adult, I was struck by how creepy and stalkery he is.  In general the movie holds up well as a portrait of a graduate trying to figure out what the hell to do with his life, but that part is creepier than I…

This whole thing is creepy and mysterious.  The whole issue of how he ever earned his money and if it all just came from Wexner is just another weird aspect.  

But you absolutely could say, ““Your heart is a vile, Stygian abyss, producing only hatred for those who do not look like you” and it wouldn’t be seen as controversial as directly calling someone a racist. White America has simultaneously acknowledged that racism is awful, and been unable to personalize it to…

I am pretty sure that war was lost long ago.  Planned Parenthood has name branding equivalent with Satan on the Right, and nothing they say or do is going to change that.  

Personally, I find it insanely gross, but I don’t even like contemplating what bits of dead skin cells are in my own bath water.

I don’t think it is acceptable, but I don’t think 15 months is too far off the mark. I just get a little uncomfortable assigning blame for suicide to someone else. This case really tests that philosophy though...

Right, there were maybe 100 million total white votes compared to 15 million black votes (I may be a little off here). But the converse of that is that the white support for Democratic candidates is also statistically significant. So if 22 million white women voted for Clinton that still outnumbers all the black…