I think there's a middle ground out there between sociopolitical commentary and singing about New York like the streets were paved with cotton candy and Birkin bags.

YES! The Melbourne housewives are the trashiest, most gauche group of women I have ever hated loving to watch.

"Joke".

I guess that settles it then. Men aren't funny. :(

If I knew I could get a chance to bang Jude law in one month, I would actually stick to my diet times 10.

Welcome to the Patriarchy! Unfortunately, we do not have cookies because apparently the patriarchy frowns upon chubby ladies. We do have some vintage Zima, though. Found it in the basement.

BUT SHONDA YOU LET IZZIE LIVE! WHY?

I watched bits and pieces of it and never got into it because the youngest daughter looked nothing like the parents and they never says she was adopted. She was totally adopted and you all know it.

1 of my cats thinks all bowls are potentially his. This is my fault. In the morning when I eat cereal he patiently waits until I'm done and he gets to lick the empty bowl for the few drops of milk. So...salad, soup etc *might* be cereal/milk dredges.

During alumni weekend at my college, a couple guy friends asked me and my best friend, former sorority VP and pledge educator, respectively, if we hazed pledges. They were so, so, so disappointed when we told them the worst thing we did to them was decorate their rooms with confetti and stuff them full of candy.

No advice for Kelly Preston?

Right? At first I was all, OhPlease, but they were so damn charming and sweet... LOVE THEM.

Taylor Swift?

Remember designers, use the CVS feminine hygiene aisle very thoughtfully.

I just want to be her. She has literally everything I've ever wanted in life: Cats, money, long legs, amazing style, sexual history with Jake Gyllenhaal...

There's nothing actually wrong with the fadeaway, and it's often used specifically because you're concerned the person you don't want to see anymore will fall somewhere on the jerk-to-nightmare scale if you tell them straightforwardly that you're not interested. You honestly think that the guy who called her a…

I adore Chris Pine, but I could never understand what woman in her right mind would choose him over Tom Hardy.

Tom Hardy in a rolled up button-down, being all woo-ey... Do not take this from me!

Ruth Skater Ginsburg.

Do what you want. No one will notice or care.

Shared this with a friend from across the country who actually works at a comics shop and also happens to be black, and has many amusing stories about casual nerd racism. He had a pretty good comment I'm going to paraphrase here.

Him: "Okay, so if my shop had a room that everyone called 'dead nigger storage', think…