For 13 glorious seconds, there was nothing but pure joy in my heart. Because dog.

After making it clear that any inappropriate comments would be disregarded, I would ALSO make it clear that any harassing comments that are submitted (despite the warning) will go in the STUDENT'S file, and would be included in every request for that student's official transcript.

Of course he called women "females."

"Gosh, we brought these females along because those darned liberals kept saying we were sexist, but now they're preventing us from taking away their fundamental human rights!"

Yep. If someone asks for respectful, non-offensive words to be used, they are clearly just a PC extremist.

Unfortunately these are those lovely type of guys who think the only women in the world who aren't whores are their mothers and sisters. They would gladly kill someone who said anything like this to their mothers, but only because they view women as possessions. This kind of stunt might temporarily shame them, but…

It's sad that a pyramid scheme so insidious as scientology can exist in this day and age. They're a cruel and uncaring company masking themselves as a religion and preying on the vulnerable.

I literally couldn't put it down. But now the only scenes I can watch from her are from the Girlvert series, everyrthing else I can't stop thinking how high she was.

I don't comment on the physical appearance of someone I don't know because that's fucking rude.

Straight white dudes fear the black guys. I've seen all kinds of dicks so I don't get it, there's not an anaconda lurking in every black man's pants just like there's not a turtle dick in every Asian's pants (all dicks are reptilian or terrapin in nature, btw), but guys think that if a woman sleeps with a black man it…

I wonder this, too. I mean, I would LOCK THAT SHIT DOWN.

This is horrifying...and I'm wondering why the women who are being stolen from don't close their accounts and start slowly re-friending people, beginning with family and their closest friends they can trust. Of course they shouldn't have to do this, of course social media sites should take their complaints…

Dianne Wiest should go crash with Russell Crowe. I mean, he said the difficulty for actresses is that they refuse to act their age. Considering Dianne Wiest has been playing a mom of teens or older for two fucking decades by now, she should have plenty of work, right Russell?

They will still go. If nothing else but to have their kid catch it. Then sue Disney for killing their kid. Yay "child centered" parenting.

... all of the people in your yoga classes must be significantly less farty than in mine

Yeah...I've heard about yoga really opening you up...but that's pretty intimate...eh, fuck it, i'll take front. :P

No way! Everyone can deal with my anus, not the other way around. I'm in front.

suppose it depends on if you like showin' or you like watchin'?

You're right. I mix them up. And I like California. Should I ever have grand kids, I'll pay for the trip, but I won't go to Disney.

I hate all these people so much. They ruin everything for everyone else. I am seriously considering a trip home with my infant because I don't want her on a plane with someone who might have fucking measles.