Well, this really sucks. I like "Top Chef," too, and I like(d) Tom Colicchio. Crap.

I left my friend a birthday message on her voice mail and started it off with "NANCY JO, THIS IS ALEXIS NEIERS" and I was walking to the metro and I'm pretty sure the four people I walked by thought I was fucking crazy.

I have a friend in the biz, and according to him they are both well-known as pretentious, self-important jerks. Take it with a bag of salt, because rumors and all, but I guess that could be the thing keeping them together!

AND SO IT IS.

And added "ew" to the perpetuated idea that her "vagina area" is property of a the mythical creature known as "future husband." How about you don't want to show your vagina area because YOU don't want to show your vagina area? Not because some guy you don't even know yet has claim over it.

Full disclosure: my political interests are narrow. They are tied directly to what I can do with my body, labor, and my economic standing in this country.

This is actually something that I really appreciate from my sorority. They were adamant that you couldn't have photos holding alcohol or illegal substances at all if you were underage, or if you were of age but in your letters. They made us clean out our profiles and really think about how people were perceiving us.

Or even...who she is ?

you could say that about all her tweets

Me too. I read the headlines several times.

I thought this headline meant that the original video was actually Funny or Die and I was v. confused. Also, I'm a little stupid.

I know! Exactly.

Not surprising. That's the easiest way for people to connect with exes and old friends. Didn't the old trope used to be cheating at high school reunions? When the Millenials are old enough to get divorced, presumably the shenanigans will move over to Twitter or Instagram or whatever newfangled thing is preventing…

So true.

Agreed 100%. I would absolutely do this if I had the money.

I have that issue with Christoph Waltz because HOT DAMN

I'm also sure that the crew genuinely love her. Which is priceless and probably really good for her health.

That doesn't strike me as a bad deal at all if she has the money. A regular retirement home is $80,000 a year according to Google, and you don't get lobster or ballroom dancing every night at one of those.

I grew up in a mostly catholic country, just across the Andes from where the pope came from. I think he's an ass (I had heard of him before he came pope, when he declared a "war of god" against the LGBT community in Argentina) and this is a change for the worse in the church, because it's the same old shit with some…

A watch is a must and wedding ring if you're married. That's it.