Yooooo... It's so funny when you see a bitch who tried to play you in public and she's just broke and raggedy

They may actually never have said anything about it to you. The act of meeting your biological parents is inherently super psychologically stressful (hello, it's why I haven't done it, because coward!) and having to deal with something like that as well would NOT help. So it wouldn't surprise me if most people just…

Glad it's not just me. I would describe mine as "uncontrollable" as well. Even when I have the best of intentions! Even when I eat BEFOREHAND so I'm full! Even when I try to just wait it out because I know I'm not *really* hungry! Nothing works. Nothing.

You know what else is German?

I hate the way the 'Out of Context' card is used today. Context can provide clarity to the core idea, but it can't radically change the meaning and purpose behind the idea by itself. My eye balls just want to roll down the street every time I hear someone whip this gem out, and they always do it to try to sweep some…

I....I mean...I don't even know what to say. I'm completely amazed that any American woman ever has kids, and I take my fucking hat off to you if you have had a baby and gone back to work at only 6 weeks. This shit is not fair, it's not right and you shouldn't have to do this.

Haha I was just saying the same thing in another comment, the logical disconnect is hilarious (read: fucking pathetic) - let's force women to be mothers by taking away the ways to not be mothers and then when they become mothers, SCREW YOU STOP BEING SO ENTITLED.

I'd say that they also have to be careful because you can't really argue for stiffing mothers on benefits while also trying to limit access to sex education, contraception, and abortion, but that would require logical thinking and the Republicans aren't playing with a full deck.

And the flip side is basically the same argument when it's about birth control, all WHY SHOULD THE GOVERNMENT PAY FOR YOUR WHORE PILLS AND ABORTIONS?! So basically you can't win.

This is soooo gonna stick in the Right's craw. Sinking this legislation will not play well with the whole "family values" schtick. I'll bet every Republican staffer is huddled together to find a way to shoot this down without it also going into their foot.

I am a Federal employee and I'm 19 weeks pregnant. If this passes, oh my god, I will weep tears of joy. If it doesn't, I will weep tears of sadness for our broken country. My pregnancy hormones make me cry a lot.

I do enjoy when people defend something by saying "It's satire!" without any ability to clarify what, exactly, is being satirized.

OH MY GOD I didn't catch that. No wonder the kitty is so angry at the bear. It's not a Cat Overlord assassin in training. It's a film critic.

Who the fuck buys Ted merch?

I really wish Jackie O was remembered for more then jewelry. She kept her children away for many, many years away from the media. She did an excellent job staying private. She was a book editor. She was the widow of Camelot she could have easily succumbed and let herself and children wallow in it. It would have been…

One of the first "scandals" of his papacy was when reporters asked him about gays on an airplane to visit his first visit as pope to South America. He replied "Who am I to judge them if they're seeking the Lord in good faith?"

If your organization is run entirely by men, and it is having problems... yep, blaming the women who are restricted to working in non-managerial, largely volunteer positions seems like the most logical solution.

I come from a staunch Catholic family, including a cousin currently serving as a priest in the Vatican. My cousin...I will refer to as "Father Bobby" is pretty much the coolest Catholic cat I know. Whenever he is in town from Rome, I travel up to our old neighborhood in Baltimore city, and we have a few beers.

The introduction of girl servers also led many boys to abandon altar service.