You are watching The Fall, aren't you? If you aren't, then you should start because she is magisterially good in it. I mean, the kind of imperious excellence that makes you sit up straight and brush the biscuit crumbs off your face. You will like it.

I want it to crash and burn too, unless it's going to be as entertainingly bad as Showgirls. We could use a new film that will live in infamy.

Main takeaway: I miss The Fall.

But we also need to inform people. The Republicans keep on shitting on everyone and people keep voting for them because when elections come they are masters at screaming Ebola louder than we can scream: You idiots shut the government down and blocked any action to end the economic crisis!

"I'm sorry for men not taking a greater stand in this area," Idleman adds.

They would have to swab a representative sample of pussies and make the jurors smell those, too, to determine whether Krupa's vag is smellier than average. They would also have to make sure they catch Krupa unaware so she can't tamper with the evidence.

To my great amusement, Brandi just can't keep her mouth shut. I expect her to publicly label Krupa an escort within the next 48 hours. There's just no way she'll take this silently.

As a mom of someone just coming out of the tweens, I monitor but I don't interfere. I care about her safety but I'm not going to stop her from being inane. She was never into Dance Moms because we don't have cable but she follows all the sorts of stupid Instragram accounts.

I've said it before & I'll say it again: Michelle Duggar is a literal sex object. Her entire existence is accomadating her husband small, wrinkled, hair-trigger penis & rapidly shooting out babies like a flesh cannon. But when they do it, it's wholesome and charming for some reason.

That happens at my grandson's school every morning. Because traffic from both directions want to turn into the school parking lot, people on the right turning into the school that is on the right will not allow people opposite of them to turn into the parking lot. It should be one car from the left, one car from the…

I think I am gonna start following Hugh Laurie on Twitter.

That was a tedious, infuriating, excruciating, sneaky narrative arc. Each time I believed that it would finally work out for them. By the time he had become visible I aged out, so I never got any satisfaction. What developmental psychologist told them it was OK to trick kids like that?

Any longtime viewer of Sesame Street knows about anxiety already from Big Bird, who thought he was hallucinating Snuffleupagus for YEARS until the good folks at PBS decided to allow other muppets to be able to see him too.

I never got why jez hates Macklemore so much.

Won't the same thing happen to you if you're always reading and looking down at books? I plan on telling everybody I got my smartphone neck crease from being a voracious reader.

Cripes, it's bad enough that I look like Jabba the Hut in my laptop reflection. Thank God I don't have a cell phone.

I personally love it. :) But, I like Macklemore. I don't care what someone feels about it either.

haha tell us how you REALLY feel about Macklemore!!

Sorry to be that reader, but technically, the song title is "Thrift Shop," not "Thrift Store." I know ya'll don't like Macklemore around here, but still...

I like the ones with the timer, because if you're going to be gone for 8-10 hours (oy, working and commuting), you might only want your food to cook for 6, and it'll switch to the "keep warm" setting after your desired 6 hours and not overcook your food. We have two - a larger timer one, and a smaller no-timer one,…