Yes. I mean, I understand Rose McGowan, and do not blame her, but c'mon, Dita!

Pretty much everything about Kristen Bell makes me want to hang out with her and drink wine.

I'm just here to be excited that Maine gets mentioned.

STOP IT. JUST STOP.

He thinks he's acting 23?

I'm the third act of every movie you've ever seen

he is trying to be a dystopian present of his past.

John Mayer cheats and talks shit about women he used to date. Adam Levine just cheats. So, the winner is John Mayer, by an annoying, constantly flapping mouth.

I recommend a vigorous fist massage, at the beginning and end of each day (obviously double sessions every Sunday, before and after church), until death occurs.

I once heard Margaret Atwood give a talk....years ago....she said (and it still gives me chills) that everything in that book is happening somewhere in the world right now.

Shudders.

I totally freaked out my Juniors by having them read this along side news articles about women's rights in America. I'm trying to feminist-up the youth.

it is fucking amazing I won't even pretend it's not some magicical carpet ride.

I was not baked but I am sleep deprived, today I combined fudge and buttercream icings and shame ate the crap out of it.

Anytime I swipe my debit card and it doesn't work, I don't think "but wait, I have money!". I think "OH GOD THEY'VE CLOSED MY ACCOUNT THE HAINDMAID'S TALE IS HAPPENING".

I made my own, so for me it wasn't that expensive. Just the price of brownie mix, oil, and a 1/8 of pot. So less than $30 for a batch, or around 12-16 brownies.

But, as my wise pothead sister advised me while I was bingeing on junk food, "don't eat away your high!" because maybe that is a thing that can happen? Not entirely sure about that.

Stoned self might beat stoned self. My friend and I mixed organic frosted flakes in strawberry yogurt and holy shit it was good.