It's always beef for me too. Last month I maid Italian Beef in a crock pot and got peppers and crusty bread to eat it with. Soooooo good. I don't eat a lot of red meat, but when I want it, it's usually around period times.

nolite te bastardes carborundorum

What if you get baked while on your period???

Yes to the granita. Saw it on food network, it was so easy to make for how fancy I felt. Luxury leisure indeed.

Yay, it's not just me! I don't know what an Ariana Grande is exactly, but this baby thing is freaking hilarious. I like being on this team...here for the mirth.

That's the fun. I like the photographic proof! You know Mariah Carey would do this if she could.

I am entirely comfortable with a mutual trolling relationship.

I never for a moment doubted the report that she gets carried around like a baby everywhere. She looks like the kind of person who would do that.

When I was a teen I was Wakko at the Warner Brothers store. I can verify , when you're in those costumes, you get punched in the balls a lot. Also, your feet get stepped on, and people love to try to trip you. BUT it's a really fun job despite that.

There is so much here to be offended by. I think I'll start by being offended that she lumped Princess Di in with MLK. And afterwards I'll go ahead and be offended that she lumped Princess Di in with Bob Marley. I don't know if any of y'all heard Princess Di's reggae album but her cover of "Buffalo Soldier" was…

Madonna spells about as well as I expected.

After the first time, I think I'd start wearing a cup.

"I just want to sit in this cozy house with my fireplace and eat chocolates and hang out with my family FOREVAH."

Milking the last precious hours of vacation before it's back to work and school on Monday in the sub-zero cold. The kids had two weeks off so my husband and I both took it off. It has been amazingly relaxing and fun to just hang with my family.

I HATE people who are mean to others in these positions. I will cut you out of my life SO QUICKLY if I see you being rude to people who work in public. Others are not there as your servants; they are there to assist you in accomplishing a thing you want to accomplish, whether that be take a tour or eat a meal or…

This is nuts. Dude is RICH. Not to mention he made his fortune before he became President. He can eat anywhere the hell he wants.

RIGHT? It's a "lazy SERVICE DOG." BRB need to go drink all the wine and unfuck my mind.

Not just any dog but a dog provided to the Palin's by the Puppy Jake Foundation as a service dog for Trig. Normally these are only supplied to wounded vets.

This is some kind of metaphor for the GOP's attitude towards the poor, I'm 95% sure of it

My last job was a fucking nightmare. I gave notice and worked my remaining two weeks, left lots of notes, and trained some people on my duties. I wanted to burn that fucker to the ground though.