This just makes Disneyland even better! Line to Splash Mountain too long? Time to play spot the cat!

Well, I had stuff to accomplish today but all of that's changed. I'm now reading the Disneyland Cats blog all afternoon. I've been there so many times.. How did I not see them?!

honestly, I am still a huge defender of online dating. Huge. It's a great way to talk to someone a little before you decide to hang, and I met some great dudes over the years that way...not the least being, I had multiple "no, I don't think we're feeling this but we've been talking for a month and obviously get along"…

A bookcase full of Bret Easton Ellis and Chuck Palaniuk

I love how every guy thinks he can't be faked out.

Saying "I don't know what's wrong with you, my last three girlfriends got off from three minutes of missionary."

When you're dead inside, you'll do anything to feel something. And I guess doing something about it in real life is out of the question.

A friend of mine discovered a coworker of hers is a class A, unashamed, will-attack-preteens kind of troll. So the office banded together to counter-troll him. The saga is amazing.

I think that's a good thing?

This was my first thought too. "I invested over a year in pretending to be women in need to painstakingly defraud an emergency fund of a few hundred bucks!" is not the kind of stuff that tends to feature in a hero's journey.

As a travel agent, HAHAHAHAHAHA, that does not exist.

The confirmation that you CAN'T upgrade to first class on international flights for a few hundred bucks is the only downside to this story being obviously fake.

I didn't know that existed either, and I'm a second generation LA native. Learn something new every day. There is so much money in this city, it just boggles the mind. I know two seemingly normal people who bought $2.4M houses in our area in the last month. It's crass, but we try to figure out where it comes…

Yeah, maybe I should have. I don't know why I didn't. Maybe because they were family members and I didn't want it to be a whole thing.

My friend lives in an Illinois suburb and that sounds like one of her kids' parties. Minus the Monet.

I'm in So Cal in a pretty wealthy area, but I can tell you that an ice skating party will run you a couple hundred bucks depending on the number of kids. Same as kid gyms, etc. Unless you go with just like two other kids. It's still far from a catered party with dragons and shit though.

May be regional even within LA. I'm in the south bay and it's all Scooter Jungle, Chuck E Cheese, maybe a spa themed party with manicures. I took my daughter and a few of her friends to Santa Monica pier— wristbands are like 20$ per kid but they thought it was like going to Disneyland. I've only ever been to one…

The favors I make are a bag full of candy. I can't imagine with the kites.

A petting zoo with a Komodo dragon sounds dangerous!

And I would have been the uber uncool dolt who said, "Whoa, check out that cool ass painting!" Then blushed because I accidentallt cussed in front of a bunch of kids.