Thank. I am a teacher, I know! But immunizations are still not required at schools if you ask for an opt out form. I am saying that I would never opt out having my child up to date on immunizations.

Thank you. My child goes to a private school but I am STILL making sure he is up to date because we aren't assholes.

I am almost positive my son got this booster, but I am sure as hell calling his doctor today to make sure. We are here in LA, not taking any chances for any of us.

Collectible Bullshit. The end is nigh, my friends.

It IS! (And it is very easy to carry around a flask of peppermint schnapps to add to everyone's hot chocolate when you are at all the kiddie events!)

Otter cams are the worst. I can watch them for HOURS.

So in other words my lame ass lazy tip about making hot chocolate and throwing peppermint schnapps in there probably won't get me anywhere.

Humping is fine, just please don't be like my cat and pee down the heating vent.

I AM SO GOOD AT THIS! (I never ever ever log into my facebook)

I respectfully submit *some* of the side eyes of Paris is burning. I would also refer you to Rupaul's drag race for a tutorial on side eye.

I just love wacky auntie Cher.

No. A yankee candle is worse. I would actually know you hated me if you brought that into my house.

*whispers* I hate beards, I just can't help it, but I do. (and these things make me physically cringe and retch) I'm sorry!*cowers*

Similar but I actually waited until college so I was 19. Don't remember him, it was painful and awful. But I just decided I wanted to be done with it, but I got rid of it like a bad headache and I wish I had treated myself a little kinder.

Yeah, that's kind of why I never got one. We live in a small house, and the young one hears enough. I cannot imagine him ALSO hearing BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. I have to say the lelo is the BEST DAMN THING EVER.

OR a hitachi....those things are bloody expensive!

TOYS FOR TARTS

Please tell me that is a parody. oh, god! THEIR HAIR! AGHGHGHGHGH!~

How did Lisa Bonet get to have two of the hottest damn men on the planet? (well, besides being kind of incredible looking herself)

Me too. I feel like I am a drag queen, parade float and teenage girl wrapped in one body.