Nothing like a vindicated "I told you so!!!" 10 years later ;)

My child molester uncle liked to school my aunt on how perverted she was for enjoying Stephen King books. I have learned to give people who clutch pearls lots of side-eye.

In middle school I got in fight with my best friend and we didn't speak for a month because I remarked that I didnt watch 7th Heaven because the dad gave me the creeps and I asked if they were catholic because he's for certain a funny uncle style priest. I need to give her a call

It's not child pornography if she looks like she's over 18

Obviously it's her fault for not dressing appropriately:

However I did learn that we are now chewing, not clutching, our pearls.

Something about it still looks really weird.

I'm not usually one to complain about magazine covers, but my god, the expressiveness of Farrow's shot! Beside her, Swift looks blank, like any emotion has been air-brushed away.

Could you teach your humanity to other dudes out there? Seriously, Good Men can be a huge force for positive change.

Yep. It is like the Louis CK stand up about how men are afraid women will laugh at them, women are afraid men will murder them.

Yes, it happens everywhere, even New York, even in small towns in Iowa. But in parts of India and the Muslim world and beyond it's so bad women cannot even go outside without protection of male relatives. That is literally how bad it is. This is not a US issue, violence against women is a global pandemic and I am…

Well, technically, she didn't even make it out of the building.

I didn't understand that sentence at all. Be more careful how, exactly? Grow eyes in the back of your skull?

Yeah! Doesn't she know how men's necks are un-slashable and how she should have been a man if she wanted this to stop?

Only a couple times in my life have I asked a woman who was otherwise a stranger for her number. My romantic/sexual encounters have exclusively come through meeting a friend of a friend, and something developing from there.

That can happen to anybody, so you have to be more careful.

If Martha is the matriarch and Goop is the overachieving daughter, Preserve must be the stoner sister that lives in the basement and can't seem to find her way in life.

"Why do women string men along and make men think they're interested instead of giving us an honest answer?"

"Why don't women just tell us when they're not interested????" -Reddit

I also made the mistake of feeding this troll, who def should retire from these boards. Alright everybody, let's move on and converse with actually intelligent people who have something interesting to say.