Right?! Eff Downton Abbey with a chainsaw (ducks and runs). Team Unity Valkyrie (for her name, not being a Hitler-er).

AEO!

I know zilch about cartoonists but ... are there no women who could draw these comics/covers?! Perhaps a woman might bring an appropriate viewpoint to the project! Rocket science!

She's playing catch with someone off camera. Catching and throwing it is great for the arms, back, core, and probably more.

Nope. Love it.

Yass!

To the douchecanoe: "That's so funny! We have something in common! I thought something about you, too! I thought you should be more decent, respectful, appropriate, mature, and human! If we hurry, we can get to the exorcist today before the holy ground closes!"

Weeel, not exactly sure she owns the crown because she was crowned. I think they wear it for their year of duty and then hand it back for their successor. I could be wrong. My complete knowledge of the pageant industry is gleaned by watching Miss America as a grade schooler, then whatever flotsam I've internalized via…

The only thing I can think to do is try to resurrect some Jez's of yore. ::Walks to the lip of the chasm of the valley with vestments flowing and screams, 'HORTENNNNNSSSEEEE!!!!"::

IKR?!?!??!!!!!

WTF

I believe you can watch on Masterpiece Theatre online. I watch all ep's online but can't remember if I have to wait or not - I feel like it's been so long since the last season! http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/masterpie…

I think it was you, sowwy. That was OK for a high school production. That was NOT worthy of the millions she has made - not by a long shot.

Remembering that first awards show when she performed with her guitar. Oof. Then the same show or the next one when she "sang" with Ms. Stevie Nicks, who I believe signed, sealed and delivered some serious side eye. Isn't this "performer" a multi-billionaire? I guess money does not mean what I think it means.

Me too! I just reinstated a burner account. The "editorial staff" (ahem) doesn't discriminate when placing article links in the left nav. Whatever, I enjoyed this. The clanging sounds reminded me of some audio in 2001. That Kubrik and his verisimilitude.

And I believe with music by Brian Eno, if memory serves. I remember one of the astronauts talking about having a spiritual experience "up there." I saw it in one of San Francisco's gorgeous movie theatres, the Alhambra - now a freaking "Crunch" gym.

Well, at least there's Janelle Monae.