I wanted laughcryscream at my brother when I told him to wash the floor at work (we were working at the same place), and he got a bucket of cold water and smeared a damp mop around for a while. There were literally streaks of mud and dirt everywhere as it dried. He said it looked clean to him. Like mud streaks made no…

Holy shit she spread him on toast and ate him for breakfast. She is awesome.

I was trying to decide who he would start a war with first. Cuba? Germany? But Mexico is shuffling into first place again with this disaster.

anyone who watched Batman knows that a little spelunking gear goes a looooooong way

I really respect that. Honestly, (I went to school next door in Austria for most of my childhood) most people in Western Europe are taught English from a very early age in school and taught really fucking well. The only reason I was top of that class was because I spoke English at home lol. But in these kinds of…

That is super rough, and I am glad you did what you needed to do. I really feel like the struggles and mental health of the families of alcoholics isn’t talked about enough when people are deciding to become sober—that anger and resentment doesn’t just disappear. Sobriety is fucking hard, and part of that difficulty…

I literally watched an old Forensic Files episode about silencers last night—apparently they fuck up all the distinctive markings the inside of the barrel of the gun leave on the bullet as it exits, so silencers make it really hard to match crime scene bullets to their guns.

Even tho I have no love for the Afflecks, I am glad he announced this and I’m weirdly proud of him. His kids will be the most affected by this, and I hope it brings them all closer together.

Holy fucking shit. I’m working corporate in Toronto right now, and I’m a lady, and it takes me 7-9 minutes to get ready in the morning, including wrestling on pantyhose and while brushing my teeth. He has a set order in which he shaves his face??

Holy shit yes on both counts. I work right in the middle of them and my mom was like “maybe you’ll meet someone nice,” and I was like “holy hell no”.

Totally! Institutional memory is so important just to keep the cogs turning. The fact that this means nothing to this administration makes it clear that he’s a shit businessman.

omg you know my grandfather predicted the rise of bottled water waaaay back as a joke, and I predicted this as a joke like 5 years ago. It was my fake company: It’s No Yoke! and was just the yoke part of blouses for layering. I shoulda gone on Dragon’s Den with it, dammit

I fucking love Oscar Isaac in ILD. Totally deserving, totally snubbed.

I’m very pale and rosy and Harry is very pale and rosy, and my legs look awful when I shave them. He’s buff, but like a soft buff (I relate), so I can just imagine him glistening softly and redly and I’m not for it.

Every time I have to tell off some jackass watching texting or calling or watching a basket ball game (!) on their phone as the film opens, they’re always always always always 50+

I think the surprise over people being A-OK with a macho lady president Trump misses the fact that people are also really fucking racist. They liked what Trump the Woman was saying as much as they love Trump’s racist assholery. The misogyny is a cherry on top of the racist sundae.

There was a bomb threat today at a JCC near where I live in Toronto. The whole area and subway nearby was evacuated. Scary, scary times, especially for the little kids who go there for classes and programs.

How the hell has this song, which I had never heard of, been introduced to me TWICE in one week?

I really feel like there isn’t a solid enough description of disordered eating. I was just thinking (like an asshole) that your definition was a low bar to clear. Which is messed up! I remember going to therapy for a range of issues, but really to obscure my intention to actually get some help for disordered eating,…

It ranged—I know certain friends in undergrad dabbled in restricting food because they mentioned it to me. One or two friends in high school confided that they were or had been bulimic, but were undergoing treatment. Others just vocally disparaged their own weights, but seemed to have normal eating patterns. I was in…