I’m loving’ myself some crazy-ass V8 Yugo, but on a serious note:

My inner self while trying to make it to the weekend, thanks for the compliment.

I was purposely being obtuse. If there was only one Existentialist, we would never have heard of him or it.

Good point. I noticed one person replied mentioning “2.7 WAR” or some bullcrap. I realize that OBPS is a thing, I know that WAR is a thing. I also know that Mike Moustakas should not get paid anywhere near his asking price and I’m glad he didn’t. Fluke year. Same for Logan Morrison, and look what he got.

Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

“Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?”

Nietzsche was German.

Tony Clark owes him money.

This is perfect. His agent should have hired you to present this to Moustakas when KC extended the Qualifying Offer. And Moustakas should have signed the QO on the spot.

The collusion wasn’t between teams this offseason, though.

That has nothing to do with free agency collusion though.

sure, you can also include attitudes toward sexual harassment/assault into that as well. But compared to previous 20 year periods were these really “cultural tectonic shifts”? Compare:

Steppin’ Wolf, on a triple bill with Ironbutt Or Fly and Bluch Here.

Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

Yep, you can also tell the difference between songs recorded in the early and the late 1960's. There are also vast stylistic changes, which honestly, really seemed to have plateaued in the late 1990's to today. Seriously, if you went to Target and they were only playing songs from the late 1990's, how many songs…

That is about 1000% more work than I want to put into 3 AM pizza bagels.

I also don’t want to deal with making a massive quantity of something for one dish, or freezing or thawing stuff I’ve made before, or cleaning another pot. I’m good spending the $5 and reading nutritional labels.

I have heard a point made about this that I fully agree with - At no point in history has culture, technology, lifestyle, everything changed so much so quickly. So for people that are in the 25-40 age range, their lives have gone through quite a radical change from adolescence to adulthood. All of that combined with…

You want to feel old, realize all the bands of your youth are now on shitty packaged nostalgia tours that you used to make fun of Baby Boomers for seeing. My parents lost their shit when Steppin’ Wolf played the county fair and I rolled my eyes and whined. Yet, the Offspring played my local county fair last…

“this twin-fusalage’d aircraft isn’t really an aircraft at all—it’s an airborne rocket launching pad”