I expect this attitude from the general public, but this is Jalopnik. Not even fellow enthusiasts can get get over their jealousy.
What exactly is wrong with you people that you keep calling these “phallic enhancers?” As if people couldn’t just enjoy going fast and everything has to be about your views of masculinity. No one says this nonsense about Porsche or Tesla.
“Nurse” is an AWFUL fallback career. You need to go back to school for several years and end up dealing with piss, shit, blood, and the sick people that produce them. Sure, you can work 3 twelve hour shifts a week and have four days off, but you can do the same (or less) as an Uber driver or real estate broker with…
Your reasoning for why flies don’t get hurt when you slap them is way off in my NOT A SCIENTIST opinion.
Really Deadspin? It’s come to this? Articles about whether or not two ice dancers are fucking? Whatever happened to the good old days when we’d get articles about whether or not KD and Westbrook were fucking?
Yeah, but from everything I’ve read dealers can tell when you last flashed the ECU, so they’ll know somethings up if it was last flashed 10 miles ago.
That’s not a flattering angle. It looks bulbous and toy-like. I suppose we’ll wait for the press shots.
Did the drone get taken out during the 3rd quarter overtime points negation race, or was it after the 7th inning stretch when everyone sang “Take me out to the stage race”?
We’re all going to die of something no matter how hard we try not to. Death by bacon is just one of the better ways to go.
What they need to do is limit the number of times a batter can leave the batter’s box to redo their gloves and kick up dirt.
Miata.
Also, for what it’s worth, I have never had a problem with the pace of baseball games. I like that they’re long and slow.
How many headshots do I need to unlock the blue camo?
Bruh. Dow Chemical sponsors the winning car. Coca-Cola sponsors like half the field. Oil companies galore. All of these sponsors have some fucked up thing they’re known for. But racing costs money. Its very important not to mix your morals with your racing in that regard. You’ll be left without someone to root for. We…
That’s a solution for a problem I don’t have.
A Mazda-hating Nissan apologist? Are you still stuck in the 70s?
Outside of the GTR Nissan has nothing worth it. No one talks about the 370z
This is my take away. And his post-race jab at Denny was priceless. Was a fan before, now even more so.