From the Wednesday morning before the Jets game to kickoff that Sunday afternoon he ate beef and pinto beans and nothing else, not even for breakfast. He drinks only grape juice, water and occasionally tea as a treat.

I believe I could jump 100 feet down a mountain if I BRACE MYSELF properly.

Well he’s managed to come out of a 6-year career with Washington still looking like a functional NFL QB, so that’s some sort of accomplishment. I’d say he’s good enough to help a good team win, but not gonna enough to noticeably improve a bad team

Thankfully tanking and losing is a distinction without a difference.

You can eliminate the Knicks from this list. They’re too fucking dumb to tank properly.

Snowboarders peak early because once they realize their own mortality, it becomes a lot harder to launch yourself in the air like that.

Because that isn’t ironic. Even if you don’t like the values of that stupid poem (which by the way is about American exceptionalism, not diversity given that we only let white Europeans into the country at the time), you can still value the person’s ability to express those ideas. That’s why conservatives basically…

And lo, on February 12th, we found something in 2018 that both Liberals and Conservatives can agree is really, really stupid.

That’s true - I stand corrected. This current generation views Avacado toast as an investment vehicle.

Longevity? My Generation didn’t eat Tide.

« Too long to develop, would not buy »

I’ve seen so many spy shots over the years of the supra that im starting to wonder when they will announce a model refresh/facelift.

I was under the impression that periodic flooding was a feature designed to flush the urine and dead rats out of the system.

Jesus, is that all? He looks an hour past dead, if I had had to guess his age I’d have put another decade on him at very least.

It feels like you also need a team of lawyers next to you whenever you criticize Tesla on Jalopnik.

When your content requires live legal counsel

Why do you think they gave it to Clarkson and not Hammond?

I was disappointed that they didn’t use the falcon doors to escape Clarkson’s trap.

I consider myself fairly nerdy and didn’t find this video useful in the least bit.