The person in charge of the sacking, has been sacked.

It’s a totally stupid model because there is no switching cost between uber and lyft, and they aren’t going to get government protection to operate as a monopoly.

Looks like ass.

You forgot “activate”

They’d probably be more profitable this way too.

Death is a preferable alternative to communism.

Nice.

No, we are fancy dog.

Or...“Big fish, small pond.”

Does Lloyd have a degenerate gambling problem?

Baseball salaries are not broken, the rookie/free agent balance is certainly off though.

This should be sponsored content.

Stick to (other) sports!

I think he gets a little bit terrified when he sees the FUCKIN’ LOOK IN YOUR EYES.

Thor and Black Adam would be better.

Yeah...a WEIRD FLEX.

5% of the time they keep less than 10% of the fare!

Glad I wasn’t the only one.  This would have been better as a bar graph/histogram. 

Although I agree with all the other idiots you’ve listed