Or...“Big fish, small pond.”

Does Lloyd have a degenerate gambling problem?

Baseball salaries are not broken, the rookie/free agent balance is certainly off though.

This should be sponsored content.

Stick to (other) sports!

I think he gets a little bit terrified when he sees the FUCKIN’ LOOK IN YOUR EYES.

Thor and Black Adam would be better.

Yeah...a WEIRD FLEX.

5% of the time they keep less than 10% of the fare!

Glad I wasn’t the only one.  This would have been better as a bar graph/histogram. 

Although I agree with all the other idiots you’ve listed

I guarantee the average person wastes more of their own time during their day than this guy did.

Different song, no?

Quick, bad math suggests the cones are ~5.5 meters apart.

Rekt.

Both will see a similar number of road miles.

A strong argument could be made that the US hasn’t won a real ground war since WWII.

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Damn, deep-cut cross-posting from io9?

You form them .... IN SPACE!