What do you think they will cost used in 5 years?

Ehhhhh

Savage.

Simpsons did everything first.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

My admittedly flippant response did a disservice to the serious fact that as self-driving cars are only improving on their already lower rate of fatalities per vehicle mile traveled, humans have had over 100 years of practice and are only getting worse at driving. The only things that mitigate this trend are…

K but how many people have been killed by people driving their own cars? That experiment has clearly failed, yet here we remain.

Because Uber puts a gun to peoples’ heads and forces them to drive for them, but they don’t pay their drivers what some people arbitrarily believe is fair or provide them protections and compensation as employees.

In what universe is a brand new $80,000 BMW 5-series a “sleeper”?

Maybe...maybe it was a joke?

I read this in Jake, from State Farm’s voice.

Good job morans.

That’s what I demand to know. What is the end game? What sinister plot are you hoping to unravel? At least the chem-trail people and anti-vaxxers have some sort of objective that, in their minds, will save us from something. What the fuck do the flat-earthers want!?!

e90 post is your friend.

This is the dream.

He drove it between Live Free or Die and Famous Potatoes, where he found the truth.

Bravo!

I grinned and then, realizing how old I am, immediately grimaced.

I don’t know if he’s going to get that reference.

Don’t forget it was for 6 YEARS! WITH AN OPT-OUT!