The team name down the pant leg looks stupid. That is all.

Pretty fucking disrespectful of the person taking that photograph of the guy raising his fist in the air because they’re obviously not looking at the flag or showing the flag respect during the anthem. Seriously. And the ball boy on the field should also be shot because it’s fucking disrespectful to not have your full…

I’m sorry I can’t hear you. I’m engulfed in faux rage over a football game. Please try again later.

House parties are ok, but everyone knows nothing beats a pajama jammy-jam.

Yeah but on the breathalyzer did he blow a 3-1 lead in the Finals? Didn’t think so.

They did when I was a kid. They even had the best video to go with it. All these planes and boats and tanks and then a fucking Los Angeles-class nuclear submarine comes launching out of the ocean and it’s boner-inducing. Even for a 6-year old. You shouldn’t get a boner when you’re 6 but that submarine, man. Fuck!

Didn’t take long to find the answer. Did you just google? That’s cheating. You’re supposed to ask the internet and post the question on every message board possible.

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HOT TAKES DON’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!!!!

“Whatever we decide to do will be a big surprise”

Given the explicit thoughtful statements of Doug Baldwin in the Seattle Times (linked, and partially excerpted by Barry Petchesky), your comment seems unnecessarily dismissive.

Smoking weed made someone drive fast?

True, like it or not Peyton Manning got a lot of jokes about his forehead and possibly missing a chromosomes and he laughed.

I agree. The least offensive thing about Ann Coulter is the way she looks.

Have you not watched a roast before? They pretty much go after the lowest hanging fruit, and all race/gender jokes are fair game. It’s kind of the point to be misogynist to a shitty woman.

Speaking of horses...

Normally I’d be against the relentless abuse of a dumb animal, but I’m ok in Ann Coulter’s case.

Was the windshield tinted black?