Forcing himself OUT of something? I don’t get it.

The only way they’ll learn is through pain.

Wow. They already have one QB who can’t stand up; why add another?

Kaepernick’s probably available.

As someone who has spent a decade in IT, and all but 3 years of it on some kind of help desk, I actually dread dealing with the users who think they know what they’re talking about more than the ones who don’t have a clue. The ones that have no idea are usually very up front about it and as long as you’re patient with…

He’s going to need a lot of ketchup cake for this.

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

RIP Teddy Bridgewater

Left-Side taskbar is far superior to all other positions.
Icons are always the same size (I pin the dozen most used apps to the task bar).
Similar to reading a book (left to right).

Only weirdos and lunatics put it on the Right or heaven forbid, the Top.
Default bottom is fine, just like missionary.
I also have dual…

I have worked in IT for seven years and I have seen a lot of people’s desktops. It has always seemed to me that the number of icons on a person’s desktop is inversely proportional to that person’s intelligence. Is this a universal truth?

You are a better person than I am. I would have plopped extra loud.

I would flush twice. Just to up the awkwardness factor.

Using veterans as a reason to be upset by a citizen’s completely legal protest is a copout. The purpose of protest is to make people uncomfortable. The ugly truth is that this country was built in spite of and purposefully against black people in particular. I think his protest is justified, especially if it means we…

Well, in defense of us white people, we’re a smug and condescending group. When we say for example, “stand up for what you believe in.” We really mean: “stand up for something that doesn’t make us feel uncomfortable about past actions that quite frankly may be frowned upon.”

Can you just rename The Concourse “ReGawk” and be done with it? I mean, I genuinely enjoy in-depth stories that have little or nothing to do with sports, scathing social commentaries, and brutal political takedowns. But this tabloid shit... Did Deadspin draw the short straw?

“a WORST defense, and a WORST team...”

“they have had a worst defense, and a worst team”

I wouldn’t say they are football illiterate. They’ve learned a lot in the three years they have rooted for the Seahawks.

I literally gasped when my notifications popped up. Although “Gawker is following you” seemed a little irony-drenched.