I live alone so this is terribly frightening as I cannot follow myself

Can I just say Poppy’s expressions are great? Kinda like when I walk into a room without pants at work

He has to be poking the Mets fans

Sadly, heard that very underwhelming too many times

Just a fucking asshole

You arent racist when you point out that some foreign tourist disrespected our country for doing something like this. You are racist when you believe and expect all foreign tourist to do it or hold it against them because of the actions of one ass clown.

Pretty sure the girl in the bikini is peeing.

I have completely stopped yelling or even commenting towards assholes in public. Because when one of them goes and gets his 6'10 350 lb friend in his sanitation uniform with a neck tat to come help him take care of a loudmouth (me), you learn your leason

Yes snark. Let the guy have fun. He wasnt bad. Hopefully he went outside and smoked one too

Ahhh the toxic relationship.. you know its not good for you but it feels so good when its working.

E-A-G-L-E-S

About the only word a Philly fan can spell

Try eating a bunch of beets, turns your poop a red color

He got his ass kicked

Hey

Its like when you have a 20 page term paper and just fill the pages with graphs to reach that limit because you are all out of things to write

Be an adult and a non alcoholic and show up to work sober. This is pretty standard for anyone over 25

Swapping is a good porn hub search term

Sadly, thats the history of oral with my girlfriend for about 8 months now.

Brioche is excellent for samwiches

Doesnt appear to have enough white people. How did this get made?