guy I work with makes his own bow ties. And while it an interesting hobby, we all make fun of him behind his back

The Length and size of Obama’s tie is used to intimidate his white GOP adversaries

Yes but what about the rich white bankers? Is he pardoning them? Oh wait, they never made it to jail

WHy the fuck would your friend marry a homophobe? WHy would you wait so long that they re married now?? Sorry, you wouldnt be my friend saying shit like that. Im 42 now, not 12 and I let all those people go by the time I hit college. And when I met new people with those attitudes, I dumped them as well. Just the same…

I think a lot of this crap is generational. Women my sisters’ age - 46 and 49- grew up not playing sports or played casually. Thanks to title IX and people’s changing attitudes, generations now grow up playing sports at a highly competitive level. That said, you would think someone in the room may stand up and say…

Having a signed Bill Watterson book, I agree with this list

Im 42 and dont have kids that play baseball. I havent thrown a ball in 20 years. I can still hit a slapshot where i want but I am probably just lobbing it the cather.

They are naked around each other every day. No need to check a pic

she’s the president’s daughter

There’s little Baron

I disagree. You can throw any adjective in there and have it make sense. You choose dumbass. I think she is just trying to use it like she hears on movies and music. Very wrong. And I know it has to be movies and music because no way she has any black friends

Sadly, its just about every college in the country

Mustard is brown

Why do people go to Panera? The bread is ok but everything else is gross

So you are the son of a sailor?

Money.. earn it like Warren, spend it like Jimmy

I am kinda confused. Have these young writers truly never heard of Buffett. His songs are simple and cheesey. I am not a big fan but can tolerate it on the beach. His crowds tend to be fun loving alcoholics

I guess Manziel is still hitting the bottle