This is why you dont f*ck Matt Damon

“I could have worked in Parma, Lakewood, North Olmstead, cause they would have gotten 2 hits for me.”

Or naked barbara bush wrapped in flags or stars-and-stripes bikins/stripper outfits.

Theres plenty in the defense budget for new state of Navy destroyers though! Screw the VA

Dont you miss kickoffs to games then?

I get screwed on car insurance. Even though I am in a different city and in a nicer area, my zip code comes up as the crime infested city next door. So, basically an extra $400 a year

Deion even left the 49ers to play with the Cowboys.

Judging by my high school and who was likes to fight guy and guy who was also really good at fighting, it doesnt surprise me 1 bit that MMA is filled with lunatics and numbskulls. When you dont have brains, result to fists

How old are you? Trimming for men is a more recent thing at least in the straight community

As a man who was born in 1974 and has watched the bush shrink and shrink, along with the backs of underwear, my only request is keep it from flowing out the underwear. I really dont care. Although the nicer you keep it trimmed, the more you will find me there

personally I like booty shorts over string bikinis

Looks like a dress the FLOTUS would wear . and its the best of the 4

Its a harsh word. Its not the word I would use but other people are saying it. I dont know if its the right word to use but its a serious problem, huge problem. So yeah we need to stop raping this country

makes you poop

$70 blue apron feeds 4 twice a week. Thats $245 for 4, 1 meal a day for 7 days ..

7 whole meals... thats it. I spend more than 245 but its breakfast, lunch and dinners for a month. Probably close to 450

Same here. I aim to control my breakfastsss and lunches as much as I can. That way if I am out, I can eat the peanut butter bacon hamburger cooked in pure lard

Yeah , Blue Apron cost a ton.. 1 week is my monthly food budget almost

Tony Hawk as good as he was/is somehow manages to be the most uncool skater ever

I think Haslam has had 0 winning seasons and 3 coaches in 4 years

Meh, over blown nothing. I found the guy’s question even worse “So does this mean you’re going to stop appropriating our music and culture?”