Full disclosure.

I haven’t had a painful scolding since I was 12. My parents got super upset with me when I tried to do a one-handed wheelie on my bike.

There’s no need to be upset.

We all do, bud.

Thinking many respondents missed your point, which I guess is why jalopnik has no need to proofread.

Blacky McBlackerson was used for the study

It’s clear that hell has indeed frozen over. The Cubs are in the World Series.

Clearly you haven’t read the post on http://linuxathome.com/archives/20031004/soundman.conf.html by Tuxmaster44 where he explained that you just need to edit /etc/conf.d/alsa/sound/conf.d/soundconf.conf to include the patch developed by YunaFan3 and posted on the forums at…

Honestly, it’s starting to resemble a less-funny Buzzfeed.

Props to Bauer for giving it a try.

Anyone that’s driving in Chicago and swings open their car doors is just asking for trouble. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve been driving and have almost taken off someone’s door because they swung it open into my lane. Be very aware of your surroundings before you exit your car.

This is the correct answer to the problem. My property does not get to determine whether I live or die, not for orphans, not for priests, not for the president.

Reading is only good if you do it in a public building with a limited supply of books to share, didn’t you know?

Laura’s problem (as depicted in Consumerist) is a prime example of why one should not use a debit card for online shopping, or for, well, pretty much anything except an ATM card. Lifehacker had a treatise on this in 2013.

Honestly, I think it’s lame he got suspended for that. BLM is kinda sketchy to me. I get why you guys are angry about what this dude tweeted, but he’s kind of right, no? That hands up, don’t shoot thing in Ferguson never happened for example. He’s kinda calling all that stuff out, albeit in a totally tactless way.…

Just get over it and buy some food grade lye!

The Time Feriss Experiment had an episode on this. If you show a picture of yourself with a puppy you’ll get a lot more messages. People are suckers for that stuff.

Prior to the k/t event that killed the dinosaurs the planet was hotter and sea levels were higher.

Interesting NPS fact: North Cascades National Park has more glaciers than Glacier National Park.