Another green flag - they have a Global Entry pass. Two green flags if they have their concealed carry permit. At least you know that they don’t have a felony background and in many states, the CCP means they don’t have a domestic violence background either. The poor lady out in Seattle would have been saved by this…

Check the freezer for body parts too. That’s usually a bad sign.

Yeah, well the Israeli security has no qualms about profiling the shit out of people based on age, race, religion, etc so they’re good at identifying high risk targets and screening them appropriately. We’re a little too politically correct here so everybody has to go through the full act in the theater.

Nope, your mom takes care of that for me....I’ll ask her what detergent she’s using...

Nope, your mom takes care of that for me....I’ll ask her what detergent she’s using...

Unplanned pregnancy when the baby-mama sticks it to you for 18 years.

Ugh, I just don’t get those exofficio boxers. Nylon+Lycra+Mycrotch=superstank. The body loves some cotton...or even wool if it’s going to be a workout.

Ugh, I just don’t get those exofficio boxers. Nylon+Lycra+Mycrotch=superstank. The body loves some cotton...or even…

Just like douchebag is always used to describe a white guy? Naw, thug is thug...now if you wanna talk about “urban youths”, we’ll have more to discuss.

My mom loved me - she used Bactine instead of peroxide.

Just because people want the Bern doesn’t mean it’s the best thing for them. :)

Did this last week with an old iPad 2, but it was an extra $100 over the paltry offer Apple is giving. These offers are just as bad as taking it to Best Buy and letting them buy it...except it’s worse because you’re locked into buying another apple product or accessory.

Ha, I thought the best deal was the one Hulk Hogan got against Gawker Media. Wow- you guys lost $115M and there’s no story? No comment? Did they lay everyone off already?

Ha, I thought the best deal was the one Hulk Hogan got against Gawker Media. Wow- you guys lost $115M and there’s no…

Step 7: Make sure you clean the shit outta your pot and bowel when you’re done.

It’s stories like this that will keep me out of airplanes that don’t have pilots in the cockpit. Thanks for sharing!

Yeah, a simple human would pay that much for a trash recepticle...duh!

Yeah, a simple human would pay that much for a trash recepticle...duh!

Long term treasuries are yielding 5.7%? How long ago was that number true? Better adjust it down a couple of points if you want a true comparison of what you could expect to make on the money from the sale of your house that you invest in bonds....Surprising Forbes doesn’t keep that up to date.

I watched the entire season....waiting for it to go somewhere...and it never broke good, let alone bad. Glad you enjoyed it - hopefully season 2 will be as fun for you.

I watched the entire season....waiting for it to go somewhere...and it never broke good, let alone bad. Glad you…

How does it know if it’s supposed to keep it hot or cold? Is there a switch on the side?

How does it know if it’s supposed to keep it hot or cold? Is there a switch on the side?

Health? Who cares about that? As a male user of many dating sites, I often see women post minimum height preferences on their profile. Since I don’t like the big girls, I put my preferred BMI cut-off in my profile. It’s a lot more accurate than specifying a dress size. It seems to work well but most of the girls on…