Man. You’d have like three tickets in my area. On sidewalk and blocking two of those access dip spots. If the cop was in a bad mood and there was a ding on the tree you’d get nailed for that too.

Not legally parked if it’s partly on the sidewalk.

The lack of emotional control needed to do something like this is more alarming to my eyes. The consequences of trying to kick someone off their motorcycle on a hot track or disabling their machine with others around are potentially fatal and go WAY beyond post-race hijinks typically seen in NASCAR.

Obviously there could be a ton of details left out, and I wasn’t there, but I’ll be damned if I don’t think I would have my family OUT OF THAT CAR in the face of the incoming tide the instant we got stuck.

Fair.

Then explain ketchup.

would 15 minutes really make that much of a difference?

FUCK. CILANTRO. FUCK THAT SHIT RIGHT TO HELL WHERE IT BELONGS.

Those are the traditional Chinese characters. Using simplified characters, his name is 成龙 (cheng long), which he apparently shares with that part of the university (成龙校区 = Chenglong campus). I doubt that the campus was named after him, though - 成龙 literally means “to become a dragon”, which in Chinese is associated…

You must have a Costanza size wallet.

This may sound odd, but I tend to find myself far lonelier around people than on my own. I tend to be passive in group activities and conversations, acting more as an observer than a participant. I’d far rather be with just one person, to avoid this. Even entirely on my own, I more have to stave off boredom than…

“The simple answer to loneliness is surrounding yourself with other people.”

The best thing about living alone; coming home, getting naked and nobody cares.

When you get invited to something...

Obligatory.

Mmmm.... useless...

Nah! we have inspector spacetime!