I AM SUCH A SUCKER FOR HERO DOGS

I made a similar note- it was the SECOND COMMENT. It was almost entirely unavoidable and the fact that nothing was done to dismiss the comment, by the OP or the author of the post was pretty galling. I can’t imagine sitting through the movie and enjoying it now, knowing exactly what’s about to happen.

Somebody on Gawker spoiled the ENTIRE twist with no warning just to be a dick so I don’t even know if I want to see this now. The twists are the best part!

So abortion = killing babies.

“...because they don’t want government money to go into killing babies.”

It taught us many things - appropriate behavior in stores, the defensiveness people have about donuts, and the fact that babies really will stick anything into their mouths if you don’t watch them.

She’s realized it a crueller world out there for a brat.

Missed a chance to say, “who among us can throw the first scone?”

Makes more sense than Trump did.

Is he saying his 9/11 cakes were an inside job?

Dude-I get where you're going with this and certainly classim is a serious issue. But are really...really sitting here as a white male and saying people NEED to realize that sexism and racism are not the biggest issues? I mean, wow how easy for you to say as someone who has not for 1 second experienced life as a black…

My favorite Effie Brown story:

Starred for David Sedaris.

I have to agree with David Sedaris, it all comes down to fingerprints. Every wanna-be comedian is unfunny in the EXACT SAME WAY.

I want to know the rate of white men interrupting men of color. I’m sure it’s a problem, but I haven’t seen it discussed.

When I managed a Borders we were also responsible for this small calendar kiosk on the other side of the shopping center. I was there covering someone’s lunch break and this crazed woman came over demanding why we had no bichon frise calendars. The dog calendar people were always the weirdest.

“I’m not a heartless, child-kicking racist.”

There was nothing more disappointing to me than hearing about how “real” and fat-positive and sex-positive and feminist Girls was and getting really excited to watch it and then... actually... watching it...