Chalupa Batman can be pronounced immediately.

It's not Khindergyrtyn that she's starting?

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

Okay, now that I — Actual Real-Life Black Guy — took a moment to read the article, I should temper my praise a bit.

Joni going beyond the vague, open-to-interpretation observation that "sometimes I feel like a black man" to the literal "NO REALLY, I HAVE ACTUALLY DRESSED UP LIKE AND THEN IMITATED A BLACK MAN" is…

As an Actual Real-Life Black Guy — yes, it's a weird thing for her to say. But f*ck it, she can get away with it. I've f*cking LOVED Joni Mitchell since forever. She's not only awesome, amazing, and badass as a personality, but she's a strangely disregarded musical TITAN. Her ear for peculiar melody, her talent for…

That is an eye rolling comment, for sure. However, the whole "woman is the nigger of the world" thing was a common sentiment during her halycon days.

Last reply on this: It was also about her making a statement. Everybody sees her as this boundary breaking artist now. Back then, she was still "Ladies of the Canyon" and "Help Me" Joni Mitchell, the gentle pretty hippie chick of everyone's dreams, singing lilting melodies and staring out blondly from album covers.

Yeah, ever notice how they don't call anyone "the male Joni Mitchell"?

I ask her what she means. "Well, did you ever see the cover of Don Juan's Reckless Daughter?"... The 1977 album cover (with a $2 sticker on it) features an odd little dance party with her in a dress and top hat in the middle... Oh, and on the left is a leaning figure who looks like a comic extra from a blaxploitation…

#thanksowlbama

You may be right. Cher is the same age as my mother who recently decided that other drivers can either bend to her will or fuck their hats.

I want a t-shirt that says Elisabeth Moss is the FUCKING BOSS. Because after this and Top of the Lake, girl can do no wrong.

You are just the mayor of Wrongtown on this one, my friend.

Yeah but it's not interesting because it's so good and so accepted that it's the perfect flavour combination that everything else rips it off or else is solely defined by its difference. Calling Snickers boring is like saying "Ho hum, another car with four wheels. Real original, General Motors."

Making a list of Chocolate bars and not having Snickers at #1 is like someone making a list of rock bands and not putting the Beatles at #1. It's like "Yeah, yeah, you're different from everyone else, we get it."

Payday is the perfect combination of sweet caramel and salty peanuts. So good. Om nom nom.

If Ben & Jerry's are ranked, this guy better come out on top.

Something about the raisins in a Chunky bar make it taste even more like fake chocolate than it already is, bringing it to near Palmer's levels of fake. Also, I'm not totally convinced the Palmer's "chocolate" and Palmer's cocoa butter aren't the same company.

You accidentally added a "7" to your ranking of Heath bars. I'm sure it was an honest mistake.

You monsters. You absolute fucking MONSTERS. You put raisins inside a CHOCOLATE BAR?! THERE IS A SPECIAL LEVEL OF HELL RESERVED FOR YOU AND YOUR ILK. You and Raisinets go back to your fucking corner and THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID.