I feel like 95% of Tracy Moore's posts are jokes that are just above my head. Logging in to a hook-up app with the intent to evaluate the fuckability of other potential partners is not the same thing as noticing a good-looking person on the street.

"We exemplify multi-generational co-viewing."

Friedman's idea for a fix is excellent. Someone implement that, please.

I bet the rats are fun, too.

Wintor's not in the office, eh? I'm taking 3-to-1 bets on her being the Kinja NSFW Gif Spammer.

Good news!

Did anyone sit on the cake?

Just for that, I'm going to watch facesitting porn right now. That's how committed to this cause I am.

I had to make an account here to say this is incredible, on-point, practical, empathetic advice. You've just restored my faith in internet humans. And best of luck to Ruby, if you are reading this. HBIC is 1000% on the money with her thoughts on your situation here.

I had to make an account here to say this is incredible, on-point, practical, empathetic advice. You've just restored my faith in internet hunans. And best of luck to Ruby, if you are reading this. HBIC is 1000% on the money with her thoughts on your situation here.

Thanks. I actually did try that except I think in their eyes I got a little too "uppity" by being assertive, using my brain and saying what anyone should be able to see is there. That is not couching my language in false deference or hesitancy. Does me in every time. And yes it has anencephaly, the two brain…

Flag any and all of these, and report them here. And DO NOT ENGAGE the haters.

Ugh, I am SO sorry.

Thank you and for all who don't know:

Why can't the Mods just delete those accounts? (Sorry for cluelessness).

I would happily punch the living fuck out the person posting pictures of animal torture. Fuck you, you sick fuck.

They are also sending self harm images. I know because they've sent them to me.

Deleted because I just got really freaked out by animal torture Gifs. I need to go eat a cupcake and drink wine now.

Ugh. I was an apartment manager for many years, and have only had to deal with a situation like that twice, but both times was just so uncomfortable and rattled me for days. SO it is normal to feel the way you are feeling.

If it gets stuck up there you end up on my favorite TV show. The Untold Stories of the E.R. Below is a clip that made my mother and I weep with laughter.