Well as an engineer, you can’t compose a sentence for shit. Therefore, I’m calling bullshit on your claim.

Ew.

Really? I think the 2016 body is much nicer looking than the tired 2015 model. It looks smaller and a bit more menacing. The front and rear clips are fantastic.

More like alopecia totalis!

Yeah... let’s leave that job with $kay.

I don’t think it’s ugly. But beautiful, it is not. This definitely looks better that a Hyundai and better than the chevy hot hatch. It’s not nearly as beautiful as the Ford Focus RS. That one is pure sex.

Um, why, exactly???

Not from me. I’d buy it day 1 and re-re-play the hell out of it.

Trebek is right. What a bunch of losers!

Man fuck those neighbors. He seems like a really cool guy!

No I need a full sized vehicle to pull my camper trailer and ATVs. I have 400 horsepower with tvs built in the headrests from the factory with a built in inverter. Mine also has 4WD for off-roading and good clearance. You can’t do that in a minivan.

I would have absolutely no problem paying her hourly labor rate!

I don’t own a CUV personally and I promised myself I would never own a minivan when I had kids, as they are depressing vehicles with really no redeeming qualities other than that they are a convenient appliance. Thankfully, the wife agreed. We have only owned luxury sedans and full sized luxury SUVs.

Less soul sucking than a minivan.

Because, thankfully it isn’t a minivan.

The recall should have been for the potential to bore you to death!

I have never experienced an issue before. It’s clearly a moronic driver to blame.

Not bad for that sweet engine. It’s too bad it looks like a rental car spec Malibu.

Now that is some punny shit right there! Here. Have a star.

Cool fake story bro. /s