If Portnoy’s concerned that there are bigoted freaks who read and comment on his site, then he should know that shuttering the comment section isn’t a real solution to the problem.

You’d think with all of the unspoken rules in baseball, surely one would be ‘you should have your corporate headquarters in the municipality that you’ve cheated out of resources for years and years.’

“Yes”

Heya,

Not sure if you’re a parent or not, but for me, the calculation changes when you have kids. There may be some things I’d be willing to risk my life for. There are very, very, very few things I’d risk letting my children grow up fatherless for.

Related note, I am incredibly jaded about the “every-time-a-person-dies-doing-something-risky-a-GoFundMe-gets-set-up-for-family” deal. These guys spent thousands of dollars climbing all over the world, and I’m sad they passed unexpectedly, but there is no fucking way I am donating money to get their kid through…

I’m a very un-generous person, but my first thought in these instances is how selfish it is to take these sorts of risks when you have young kids. That two-year-old will never know his/her father, because the father thought it was really important to climb up an ice cliff.

“Most men think this is what sex is”

“Most men think this is what sex is”?? That is ridiculous. Most men reading this are horrified.

This guy is a horrible human being for what he thinks and said about women. The size of his hands are completely irrelevant. This kind of discourse doesn’t help the cause even if it makes us feel momentarily better to discredit someone based on their looks or bodies. Which I think is fair to remind everyone is…

Asked how they felt about their coach’s dismissal, a team spokesperson said, “No woman, no cry.”

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.

I’m glad the rest of American society doesn’t work this way. Now excuse me while I listen to music by Alan Thicke’s son, Billy Ray Cyrus’s daughter, and Loudon Wainwright III’s son and then watch a movie with Rocky Johnson’s son or maybe one with Robert Pine’s son, Patty Duke’s son or Goldie Hawn’s daughter. Or maybe…

“I learned to read!”

Well, looks another group of Senators are going to have to resign. This is getting out of hand.

Enh, exactly what you’d expect from someone married to a left winger.

I’ve always wondered just how these types of superfans become such.

*Uber driver pulls up, rolls down window*“I’m looking for BIG MIKE whose destination is [trashy part of the city]”

Only for 6 months.