Nope, but apparently, lots of people feel the same way. I grew up in the midwest, but I haven’t felt like the midwest has been my home for a while. I only really feel at home on the west coast.

Can you with a straight face tell me my life will be better in a flyover state?
I have brown skin and I rarely know my place. I also like to let police officers know that I know my rights.

I can’t see myself having a goodtime in Bumbuttsville, Hickstate.

Ahhhh...I totally banged a pair of siblings. Several years apart, mind you. But still. I am trashy.

I think he said Rack, Rack City, Bitch like 100 times or something.

Congratulations, Tyga, You’re the bad guy in Practical Magic.

No BC. No abortions even in the case of rape. Fear of white genocide. They want to rape you into having children. It’s Gilead. Is another bleeding-heart lefty going to accuse me of being hyperbolic again? Are we going to continue being ‘nice’ and assuming the best of these misogynists as they strip away our human…

It’s not about preventing abortions. It’s not about protecting life. It’s about making sure women can’t have sex without fear of consequences.

They don’t actually care about preventing abortions, the goal is to control women.

Jeebus, when are these dumbass fuckers going to realize that freely available contraceptives is an amazing way to prevent abortions?

Hey now. I’m Black and you can pry my NPR podcasts from my cold, dead fingers (including great diverse ones like code switch). I think NPR is more “liberal person” culture than white person.

Ahem, you better not be insulting skyr. Iceland has given the rest of the world so many great things, and skyr is one of the aforementioned great things!

You want people to move to places where they have somewhat decent healthcare and jobs to places that have neither?

no but we do everything real subtle. whenever someone says “Trump” you fart and condition them like pavlov’s dog. so now whenever they hear the word “Trump” they expect the smell of shit to immediately follow.

My mom and I will be at the one in Seattle, with feminist signs in tow. Hope to see some other PNW Jezzies there!

But you must not bring me any more pineapples.
Do you hear? It is not proper.
It is a gift a young man would bring to his lady-love.
it makes me blush.

Are you my dad? <3

OK. Pineapple story:

Fine. I’m going with the LYCOPENISES

Susan G. Komen should be calling them shortly.