You know Mike Pence right now has his drawers down around his ankles getting his bare ass beaten with a bible as he and Mother lament in unison “Punish the sinners, Jesus Lord Savior and Moneymaker! Punish them hard.” Hee hee hee, take that you hate filled motherfucker.

Normal? Where the fuck is a butt like that normal and can I move there now?

I don’t know who she is but good for her.

Cobalt is an element. Making it synthetically would involved elaborate nuclear reactions.

Nah, the new spin is “how dare you politicize this thing.” From the President who is willing to be a dick about absolutely everything.

Isn’t it time for it to fucking die though?

Uber just sounds like a James Bond villain at this point.

This is way off base and as an engineer who is obsessed with efficiency, Disney and ABC were definitely in the wrong and deserved to pay up.

I’ve been a hunter all my life & I’ve never seen this technique described, much less in person before. It’d be much easier just to gut the thing with a sharp stick & your fingers.

Here here. This also applies to sex in a car, sex in a bathroom stall, and sex in a tent. Sounds great in theory, but as you get older and wiser you realize nothing compares with a good old fashioned bed.

Or sixty years of administration from both parties kicking this particular can down the road.

Was gonna star you, but you’re at 69. I hope it stays that way.

It’s not about leading voters to the Democratic side - the Republican nominee for President has won the popular vote only once in the last quarter century (Bush in 2004).

I think the solution is oddly simple. Drop a pin on the map the same way you’d just click on google maps. Tell it that’s where you want to go. The car’s system either picks a spot it can drive to near that and asks if that’s ok or it offers a few options that you select from.

I think it the shrinking of time from startup to billionaire is fascinating. Bill Gates was still coding for Microsoft 8 years after its foundation. It took another four years for him to be worth $1 billion. 8 years after Facebook was launched, Mark Zuckerburg was worth $20 billion. Snapchat was founded 5 years…

Surviving family members don’t believe suicide if there’s no verifiable note.

There was an fascinating interview with an ex Sandy Hook denier who admits she got into it because she didn’t want it to be true. I can’t see that the alternate reality she constructed was actually better, but I can certainly see the appeal of a world where children getting murdered enmass at an elementary school was…

I don’t cover my webcam. Nobody wants to see me fall asleep polishing my nightstick because I’m too drunk to finish the job.

alan moore had a great quote about conspiracies i dont remember verbatim but along the lines of the truth is even scarier because nobody is in control.

Well, it is a criminal offense to falsely report a crime, and the perpetrator can additionally be sued in civil court for defamation and other damages.