Also, this isn’t going on the girl’s permanent record, it’s not going to keep her from getting a job or into her dream college or anything like that.

Nancy Grace?

Yes

Considering that Dot Matrix is herself a pastiche on C-3PO, this makes perfect sense.

I’m disturbed about the idea of allowing an 18 year old to go to war, but not allow them to drink or smoke.

Many of them do in fact claim that Margaret Sanger founded Planned Parenthood in order to exterminate black people.

Islam does not have any kind of overarching authority — it is basically whatever your local imam says it is (just like Protestantism, if you think about it). For every Muslim cleric who says birth control is sinful, you can find another who says it is just fine.

Absoultely. Uranium and plutonium are alpha emitters, which means they are basically harmless unless you get them inside your body.

Because blue glow is too pretty to look menacing.

Fish-tail? They look more like lobster tails to me.

The reality for almost all Americans under the age of 30 is (sorry to be overly dramatic) debt slavery. If wages are stagnant compared to 25 years ago, but in 1990 you could get a job with little or no college debt, and today you need a $50,000 college debt just to get that very same job, you are fucked.

What is SMH?

The scary thing is, I cannot tell if you are being sarcastic or not.

I’m not aware that anyone has created an AI that could actually learn, *from scratch*, how to physically operate and play something like Devil Daggers faster than a human, while receiving inputs the same way as a human. Not without specifically writing a program whose entire purpose was to learn how to play first…

I hope for “Supreme Court Justice Hillary Clinton”.

Regenerative braking is pretty much a given for any hybrid car, let alone electric. But it does not produce energy, just prevents wasting it on braking.

I heard it many times.

It is. The good news is, unlike typical STD’s, Zika only lasts in an adult’s body for a few weeks. After that you are no longer contagious.

Minor nit: USAF is asking for 75 more:

My mischievous thought: