He overtanned during the US leg of the Take Me Home tour and it's fading weirdly now.

Harry? not really. Same for Louis and Niall.

Mine only really started once I hit college. I feel like I'm kind of behind the curve and idk what to use, i've got super sensitive skin and whatever doesn't make my skin itch and burn horribly doesn't actually reduce my breakouts, just stops them from getting worse for a few weeks.

"condom destroying vagina"

Anal?

Same, I got called ma'am in the grocery store today and didn't realize the woman was talking to me. I'm so used to getting called "miss" and now i feel like i'm too old for that but i'm barely a year older than Kate and ma'am sounds so severe. Like, my mom is a ma'am, idk what I am, but I like Ms. I used to hate it,…

Not for everyone, actually. When I got a job while studying full time my grades plummeted faster than you can blink. I quit the job and my grades returned to sunshine and rainbows.

I went on the pill and it fucked me up so bad. It's a year since i stopped taking it and my body has finally gone back to "normal" which means that although my debilitating cramps that no medicine helps are back along with the vomiting and blacking out and missing time from school and work, I at least don't bleed for…

Chronic bitchface runs in my family. It's my relaxed facial expression, my default. I'm not going to stand around and smile for strangers if i'm not getting paid to do it so anyone who asks me to can kiss my ass.

I do the aforementioned version and it takes no time at all because i don't clean my own crabs.

Did you see the interview where the sculptors said they had to put imperfections on Zayn's figure bc he's too symmetrical in real life and it was way too fake looking.

I can't wait to go!!!!

They actually had to put imperfections on Zayn bc he's too symmetrical irl that it looked too fake. He fits the "golden ratio" but the female one. which figures bc he's so goddamn pretty.

Nah, Lil B is the greatest. plus his cat Kiki is the first breakthrough animal artist in hip hop

My sister and I fucking lived for barbies, and i have zero body issues (actually, the only issue i have is my weak back which just gifted me my very first sciatica flare up) while she's two years along in recovery/recovered from a p severe eating disorder. It's all anecdata really because if it was about body issues…

Lil B retweeted a pic of my roomie while she was stressed studying for physics for #girltime once. It was a truly beautiful moment.

Nah, different, there's no king robert to physically abuse beebs and his mom before an untimely death

Super jealous. Although in your shoes I'd try and use that friendship to get close to DOB. I just wish when his book is published he'll do a signing at his alma mater so I can go between classes. :(

The only parents I know who had tons of kids and are well off came from families of at least 4 children and were very strictly working class Catholics. Mine included (well half on my mom's side, my dad is one of three kids and his family was better off than hers). Which is not to discount your anecdata, just sharing…

Super into this guy, about 22 years older than me, divorced and remarried, literally just a crush to daydream about when i'm bored at work. Biggest turn off is when he talks about his little kids. It's like my whole body just goes cold.