I'm the second of four and it's weird when i hear people say stuff like this. My older sister and I were never expected to pitch in. I have a friend who's the youngest of nine (an who's oldest niece is less than four years younger than her) and even with her none of her siblings ever raised her. where i'm from kids…

Exactly. Any support is completely gone because the band size would be fucked. Also how do you even get the gun out when you're wearing it? Wouldn't your boobs be in the way?

The male equivalent of a Mary Sue is Batman

No, sorry, both of you are wrong. To outsiders, even though he was the first verseman for so long (and still the most talented) liam literally is was and always will be "that other one" niall is known as the blonde little irish on, no one ever forgets him, and his products sell crazy fast because he's huge with the…

Niall's braces came off today! So cute! Such a nice smile!

But he's not Eduardo... :(

Yeah, wth

I'm gonna be real, I'm a douglass woman (only a short drive away at ru) and so are my roommates and sometimes we really just wish we could go over to princeton and find some rich dudes to marry so we never have to work again. :/

but what if over time they do mutate into mole people after living underground for so long and dig their way to the nyc subway system? what fresh hell will they unleash then?

Born and raised in nj, took ap histoy classes, didn't learn who emmett till was until my second semester of college in a women's and gender studies class.

yeah this is the way to do it, it the dog bites you can make a fist which hurts a lot less than if it grabs your fingers.

My sister actually had a really bad experience her first night of her first hell week, to hear her tell it it wasn't entirely voluntary. she loves it now though.

My older sister is graduating from Bryn Mawr this semester. I remember her first Hell Week when she called home in the middle of the night hysterically crying that my dad needed to come pick her up and just repeating "It's a cult" over and over again. Now she's terrified over leaving.

cell phones, apparently. house phones can dial an hang up immediately and they're still knocking on your door.*

panties! literally, the comfiest lace panties. Plus the only affordable high waisted ones. not hish rise, actual high waisted.

I got quarters and was as happy as a clam. I think for a lot of kids the fact that they're making a trade off with a magical fairy is enough

I actually had a really beautifully illustrated book as a child that told the story of the first tooth fairy. it managed to make sense then.

I remember when I lost my first tooth (on my parents' anniversary at the dining room table) I literally lost it, in actuality I may very well have swallowed it. I was so anxious that the tooth fairy wouldn't visit me that night. I would get so jealous of my sister when the Tooth Fairy visited her because there would…

reliving the fact that my old roommate's front steps had anne hathaways ass on them