Yep, looks like her timer is permanently set to “flailing reactive indignation”.

Honestly, this was neither terrifying nor surprising. I feel relatively certain that they are counting on just this scenario. Patriot Act Redux.

She stepped out of a line and all her bros went, “I don’t know her.”

Yup. Let this be a learning lesson to fellow conservative women. Ms Lahren did everything right to be a cool girl, she was one of the ‘good ones.’ She stepped out of a line and all her bros went, “I don’t know her.”

Fuck you, giving birth made me an expert in permanent dark circles under my eyes. Also incontinence.

And not all people who gave birth are mothers.

Whoa! Take it down a few notches, buddy. But you’re underscoring my point: if I want a medical opinion, I do seek a doctor to give me one (I never said I solicited medical advice in the group). Likewise, if I want an opinion on national security matters, I would entrust that to an professional in that area.

Even better: “You’ll never realize true selflessness until you’ve had a child”, spoken by teems of parents who are probably the most self-obsessed, navel-gazing, mommy-blogging humans I’ve ever met.

I think treason was committed, but my nightmare is that it will be exposed and people will be OK with it because treason that helps you win is “good treason.”

This is going to be a scorching hot take, but merely bearing and raising a child does not in ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM make you qualified to talk about the Trump/Russia allegations and wider societal implications on (what could be generously described as) a news program.

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

What kind of blind person confuses Rupert Grint for Ed Sheeran? It might be my blinding hatred for Ed Sheeran (Rupert Grint seems like a pretty cool guy), but besides being gingers, those two look nothing alike to me.

My experience with American cheese (as a Briton) is that it’s excellent at the very high end (ie stuff that’s three figures a kilo), then there’s a massive empty gap, then you get orange plastic, with only a smattering in between.

This reminds me of when I took a pharmacy technician course and the instructor explained that Plan B could be purchased by anyone 17 or older, male or female. A handful of people were flipping their shit.

“I don’t know if he had an agenda or not,” Bearden said.

Thank you. I just have to remind myself that each day is a new day of recovery. From listening to Bush albums.

Do you need to go all Ann Coulter and call people you don’t like “retards”?

She knows exactly what she’s doing.