The DOJ’s about face is absolutely terrifying (and with all due respect, probably should be covered on its own). This was a six year investigation that Sessions just crippled with a wave of his hand. Without the claim that lawmakers knew exactly what the hell they were doing when they passed the law, they’ll “iron…

The likelihood you have that sort of mutual-hugging relationship with all the women in your office (and none of the men) is practically zero, and at best you have zero social awareness, and at worst (and most likely) you’re a sex pest who makes everyone shiver.

She’s the Spicer that Spicer could only ever dream of being. The platonic ideal of Sean Spicer. And she mastered that in her spare time, for fun.

He is also going to be running around in disguises to trick leakers(I know it isn’t relevant I just really like posting this photo)

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That’s a dumb quote. Every choice in any election is choosing the lesser of two evils. The idea that some elections haven’t worked out better for any citizen than some others is easy sloganeering but it’s false.

So refreshing to finally have a government that isn’t made up of delicate little snowflakes like the left is made up of.

Uniting against the real threat is what adults should do. Both Perez and Ellison know this to be true. Unfortunately, the last election showed that there are a lot of people with the emotional maturity of toddlers voting or not voting because they didn’t get their own way.

I mean, Bernie and Hillary, behind all the spin, had very similar voting records. After she got the nom, she undoubtedly moved further to the left in an attempt to appease Dems who voted for the other guy. At a certain point (like, right now) it becomes the responsibility of voters to get over themselves and come…

“If there was one minuscule shard of silver lining to take from Trump’s presidency, it was that perhaps this was the particular apocalypse the Democrats needed to reinvigorate its stultified base, one so underwhelmed by Hillary Clinton it largely couldn’t be bothered to vote.”

These would be the voters who failed to show up and deliver a win for Sanders in the primary? However shall we live succeed as a party without your Instagram posts?

Looks at Tom Perez’s record of being a highly-intelligent, public policy-minded civil servant with a record of doing nothing but focusing on civil rights, voting rights, disability rights, unions, labor rights, etc. and then looks at people denouncing him as “the worst” and talking about taking their toys and going…

Meanwhile, back in the world that actually exists, Perez will make a good DNC chair, just like Ellison would have., for a party that had a setback in 2016 but is hardly reduced to ashes.

By...picking a DNC chair that’s near-identical to another DNC candidate? JFC this division is getting rediculous. “My guy says he’ll raise min wage by $10, and the other guy will only raise it by $9.50! CORRUPT RIGGED BERN IT TO THE GROUND!” Jeezy creezy.

I love authentic Spanish tapas - BUT it’s food you eat while your paella is cooking or when late night drinking. It’s not a real meal. What I really hate are all the not-Spanish restaurants serving “tapas” style food instead of actual entrees. Sharing he tiny food is always awkward, and every dish is $15+ so you spend…

I can’t believe people couldn’t identify the Russian flag... Oh wait, these are the same fucking idiots who think putting that moron in charge was a good idea.

Off topic, but did anyone else catch Bill Maher taking a victory lap over Milo’s tumble this week as if he deserved credit for it? I’m used to Bill being an insufferably smug asshole, but this was unreal.

“Denied access” is a joke, really, only slightly less of a joke than Spicer’s briefings have been. Being denied the ability to ask questions he won’t answer isn’t a big deal.

As someone who cooks, three spoons of oil doesn’t seem that bad. A few swirls in the pan and I’m makin’ my family something delicious.

I’d be glad to have an excuse to never go to a baby shower again.