I mean, I might be way out of line here, but whatever — I just think it’s fucked up that the first line of this piece attempts to start framing how much of a quack this guy is by referencing that he went to school in Mexico.

When I was at Fox last year, there were two separate meetings called for “Editorial planning for Fantasy Sports” that would appear on both the English-language and Spanish-language sites.

By the way, these are two of the worst play-by-play calls you will ever hear. That Giroud goal is lauded almost as if he pulled a Maradona-Goal-of-the-Century, and is topped off with “I got your best goalkeeper in the world right here!”.

A lot of good points here, except...

I refuse to believe Alexis Sánchez is the best at anything, other than wearing shorts three sizes too small.