Stolen donkey is fastest kind.

Not uphill.

Why not just send out another update that mimics the previous good software version, until a fix comes out for this version?

“I am a driving god!” - Richard Hammond, 2003

All I saw in that fast cut promo was too few pedals.

Serious question: Who wants their supercar to drive itself? Isn’t that counter the point of having a supercar? Something like the Model S P100D has supercar like acceleration, but its primary objective is as a practical sedan. I see a self-driving supercar as akin to a self-riding motorcycle. It’s not the vehicle one…

How can you tell you’re seeing the most careful Hayabusa rider of all time? — He’s wearing jeans and sneakers, rather than shorts and flip-flops.

Aw, heck. I ride (BMW & Harley in the stable just now), and I stay the heck away from these guys. Only thing worse than being in traffic with a Hayabusa: Having Johnny Law think you’re pals with the Hayabusa.

You’re not too old, this was shitty. I can appreciate some Kenneth von Blockenstein as much as the next Jalop, but I’ve been on the fence with these Hoonigan videos. This one just pushed me over it.

It’s not even fun, most of them are just stupid. The lot is far too small to do anything interesting.

So small you could crate it up and have it shipped freight.

But does the turbo button still work :)?

This honest to goodness brought a tear to my eye. I’ve been computering since the PC-XT and AT and I spent many a night in the early 90's looking through those folio-sized PC magazines, lusting over the newest cases and configurations. Good memories. Makes me want to fire up my old Mac Iici *sniff*

not shown: 45 minutes of futile scraping and profanity in order to get into the vehicle.

Which is weird, because at least with my car, it has to be locked to enable the remote start. Seems like a safety issue with kids...and thieves I guess.

This scenario wasn’t lost on people when they reserved the Model 3. My day 1 reservation wasn’t just excitement (although I’m fooling myself if I say that didn’t play a role), but also a realization that Tesla’s in the home stretch on running out of credits. 

I still think the front of this thing looks like Daffy Duck when he gets his face blown up and it flips his bill upside down.

I don’t understand why it’s so important to him that she cut her hair

Lol did you cut out the graf explaining that Shaun white was in a band, what the name of said band was, or any back story to give this story context rather than just Shaun white sends fucked up texts and now we can post a bunch of nude pics and write a click bait headline?? Soooo confused!

I was totally expecting his dick pics. This is awkward now.