I’d have to think that Amazon is worried about the fallout when these guys eventually succeed at killing Hammond.

Is that Winnie the Pooh maintaining a helicopter?

They are corporations. Unless there is a compelling business reason to pass these tax savings on to employees, they are obligated to pass their profits to shareholders.

I don’t understand why anyone expects a publicly traded corporation to act any other way. They don’t even have the option.

Won’t Tesla be producing their big rig before this german daydream sees its first test mule?

Online petitions accomplish nothing. The population of the entire county is about 16,000 people, meaning almost all of these ‘signatures’ come from people who cannot vote in Marshall county.

Elected officials are generally dismissive of the desires of their constituents (unless, of course, those desires are in-line…

Burt is still alive.

There aren’t many options if you also want AWD. Some offer manual with the FWD base version and take the option away on the AWD models. I think the options are really just mini countryman and Forester for AWD + manual.

I am shocked. Why didn’t this work just like in Grand Theft Auto.

In additional news from the world’s best excuse-maker:

The drugs in his pocket belonged to a friend.

Most of the recent Takata articles have been criticizing owners for not having had their air bags replaced under recall - completely ignoring the fact that the parts are not available.

Although this is my preferred method, a beater can get expensive quickly for someone who can’t do their own service.

Assuming you have the money to pay cash for a new car. (I haven’t seen any 0% offers on used)

Nobody wants a manual Miata.

What are obvious dealer salesperson lies?

Wait - what did Torch do as an opening act?

If someone finds a way to live the life of a permanent child, can they still be held to the maturity standards of an adult?

My lawnmower has a 22hp V2. It’s a mid-range model from Sears.

Since I nobody can see me here in Grayville I may as well be that guy.

“They’ll science something for you.”

It’s extremely dangerous past the finish line.

I’m worried about self-driving cars adhering to speed limits around here. The highways are all 55 or 65 limits, with traffic running at 75-80 mph as conditions allow. There are some 2-lane highways with 50mph limits where traffic runs at 70mph. And a lot of the local towns have changed their default speed limits to 25…