Who forgot to grease the awning?

I would like to say that if they produced a new Z that was true to the original, I would buy it.

Formula One drivers are all going to go cross-eyed. The ‘halo’ looks like a direct copy of the Opti-Grab.

Does the interior really smell like Out of Ideas?

I thought that opiod was the all-encompassing term and that opiates derived from natural sources were a subset.

Every winter there’s at least one guy who ‘got separate from a group of friends’ on one of these things. They find his body in the spring.

If every month were the most expensive month for my home, I would break even way past 30 years. I suspect something better will be introduced WAY before that.

Unless I set up a server farm or start growing cannabis, this is going to be no from me.

Only in Australia.

Those are only available to people who agree to have them repo’d by year three of their eight year loan.

I am just picturing your Hobo Harem each living in their own rusted 80's station wagon on blocks in your yard.

On a positive note for Mitsubishi, they only have to fix the ones that are still on the road. Since they’re from ~6 years ago, the number to repair is probably much lower.

Substance would be entirely wasted in this segment.

Can we just stop covering the fucking Olympics?

I don’t know why you had to make this about sex.

This will work perfectly.

Wow. That is fantastic.

You know what would have been a better headline?

David Tracy is eventually going to hoard both Jeeps and vagrants.

Dear dumbass self, this happened on a Thursday. Since we haven’t heard from Ferrari, I am going to assume they have the same broken internal calendar and just bunked off today.

I have noticed more Outlanders than expected on local roads over the past year. It’s not a bad looking thing for what it is.