I don’t expect this to rise to new Supra speculation levels.

Unless that LS is coming out of a pickup, it probably already has a much more capable vehicle bolted to it.

I don’t even think they can know what’s going to be displayed. Even if they do a thorough check today, the ads being served up tomorrow (or even an hour from now) are completely different.

For money that could be spent on a good car (996, Cayman, off-lease AMG), why would I ever suffer the interior of a vehicle that only math-deficient poors should have to look at?

It’s worth noting that the places that I got infections from (including Jalopnik back before it was part of a giant network) did not control their own ads. The ads were served up by an outside company.

These cars looked kind of badass, but were entirely impotent. This is really the car that made me start hating GM.

These Monte Carlos were incredibly ugly. Offensively ugly. Its very existence in my line of vision was challenging me to slash its ugly tires.

If it had been tuned for the higher octane, it would have pinged on the lower stuff. It may have just been a case of the car benefiting from the extra cleansers and additives in the high grade.

It’s just ovah theyah.

Higher grades make no difference on a car made to run on 87, but a lower grade will make a (possibly large) difference in a car tuned for higher octane ratings.

I can’t stop laughing at this.

Goddamn it!

The last three virus / spyware problems I had got in through ads.

I imagine that new product development at FCA is headed by a man with Tourette’s who just twitches and shouts ‘Hellcat’ ‘Buttfuck’ ‘Assface’ ‘HELLCAT!!!’

I generally don’t do connecting flights, so my experience would be a bit limited here.

I usually leave my miata with the top down and doors unlocked. I’d rather not deal with a slashed top so they can find out there’s nothing inside.

The bukkake should be consensual.

The did this for the free citizens of the United States, not for profit.

If you printed a transcript of the introduction, I would assume the words were delivered by Trump.

Mom is 49.