Wow. An entire page filled with information relevant to the website’s topic and no ads.

Great. Another one with ‘facts’ from the failing Pew Research.

It doesn’t really matter who gets in. Once in, they vote with the money.

I assume you’re in an area with the powdery kind of snow instead of the heavy wet sticky snow we get around here.

It does not, but I am glad that all my d00dz are safe.

In theory, elected officials answer to voters.

First I laughed. Now I’m sad.

It’s a joke every city plow driver plays on every driveway several times per storm.

Once. Then I threw my cable box through my TV screen.

It’s been going on for over thirty years. There’s plenty of precedent.

So you believe the failing Poo Research? They’re failing.

Holy Shit! I wrote it in Ben Stein’s voice.

Because he would have to pretend a two man disassembly project to lower a top makes any sort of sense.

Let them pay an artist to draw some futurescape with flying Chevys.

I have seen more articles about folding down Jeep windshields than Jeeps with their windshields folded down.

You choose to believe the failing Pew Research? I have already called them the failing Pew Research. What more do you need to disregard their findings?

This is a stupid rule.

Don’t feel bad. For half the country, those statements wouldn’t have been sarcastic.

And that’s just dealing with email from coworkers.

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