From what I’ve read (a little) and heard (a little) it is very difficult for someone who has been institutionalized for a long period to adapt to the outside world. Decision making when confronted with so many options is challenging and the confusion can lead to depression. I know a woman who breaks down in the market…

Who are a rotating meat fork? What is us?

Consignment is the way to go. I work in a professional job, I have to dress in business attire almost everyday and 90% of my wardrobe is secondhand. Threadflip and liketwice are good sites. The other option, which I’ve thought about too but have never brought myself to do is to pay more for less stuff. We have way…

Sorry, low-paid Global Studies professor here, so this one hits close to home. It’s not difficult to shop ethically on a budget—but it does take more effort. It means cruising high-end consignment stores, it means checking labels, and shopping fair trade shops (like globalgirlfriend.com)—many of which are way cheaper…

I think it's hot that your phone had a decent charge on it when you took that screen shot.

All the fellas used to call it a honey pot back in nineteen-dickety.

You just KNOW someone’s watched too much porn when they think you'd be enthusiastic about that.

“I would eat cereal out of your asshole”

“I know I’m not the most handsome guy, but I bet I’d look a lot better with your pussy juice all over my face.”

Yeah, if I can’t share the unsolicited pic of a dude’s junk as he was recovering from hernia surgery (“I can’t fuck right now but you could give me head”) then I got nothing.

“I want to push your head down really hard while you give me head”

Ah, yes, the problems of the privileged and/or out of touch.

... that it would be fucking sweet? Or that I wouldn’t be able to have sex for two weeks?

The White-Nosed Walker will be arriving soon.

Your wife is probably ambivalent because her body is being taken over by an alien life form just as you are reaching some kind of physical peak. She probably doesn't feel very attractive at the moment.

Reactions from parents range from “Just so long as she’s not drunk” to “Good luck with my crazy kid.” Let’s just hope these parents have talked to their children about weather safety, though, because Hurricane Lilo has arrived.

“I can’t get divorced! What would the neighbors say!” quoth my grandmother when her daughters told her to divorce her abusive, drunk husband. Seriously, there are people in the world who really do care that much about what people gossip about them behind their backs. Reputation is everything for them!

I actually was standing in my closet the other night thinking