It might be that grill he whips out every few years

He looks exactly like my friend Misty when she got super drunk at Grad Night and saw her ex kissing a girl from another school and cried through her mascara and wiped her eyes like "Whatever. I'm fine! Let's go on Space Mountain!" And then she threw up.

Those ungrateful Poors. Obviously wasting money they clearly don't deserve.

Now I hope he followed them around their entire stay.

Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.

Kanye that you?

Hate to say it but Beyonce's is bigger.

I hate that the word "drone" is used for remote-control helicopters AND the planes that kill people. Like, one is clearly a toy that is fun, the other is not.

Knowing my (incidentally Chinese) family, those ghosts are of the children her shrivelled ovaries can't bear now that she's officially beyond 35.

NEVER CROSS A DRAG QUEEN

Nice to see how China has really cornered the market on tacky nouveau riche.

This is pointless without a pic of the honkin' big ring.

Most of the hate directed at her and Let's Move is just right-wing "creeping socialism" fears and yes, it is BS.

Serious question - all I've seen online re: her efforts to change school lunches is hate. Pretty extreme hate, too. Is it justified?

As someone who has had her share of the bedroom fun in Portland OR weather, the rain and steel grey skies are the bonus. A nice, warm partner, a decent apartment or little house with a stocked fridge, cosy linens on the bed and drizzly rain and grey skies. It's a different type of sensuality, one that should be…

This shit cannot be said enough:

Nothing is manlier than a guy who's willing to take what he wants to give you. Seriously.

so who here watched any pro football this season? I watched zero. i sat with my back to the TV if it was on while i was at a bar. and i didn't even watch the lions on thanksgiving (which was tough not to do). i also was *that guy* who explained why i wasn't watching football.

The money will allow shelters who are overwhelmingly dependent on either public funds or the kindness of strangers the breathing room to operate another year without having to worry about whether they will be open the year after that. It will allow them the ability to increase staffing, or their hours of operation, to…