My mom texted my sister and I last night to me and I'm quoting here, "your supreme ct lady Ginsberg is one foot from the grave :)" A huge fight ensued which she ended with "Because God founded America! and if gay's marry God will overturn the SC! Night Love you!"

Hahaha, I mean, leftovers are good, though. I think it's a faux pas to order an appetizer and a salad and a main course, and then take the main course home...my mom calls that "running a catering business."

Her hand got puffy from bitch-slapping so many haters.

Fox didn't change the filter they use to make Boehner look human instead of like a rotting tangerine.

Female what? Baboon? Manatee? Maybe start calling them "women" and you will be on the right path?

Everytime I hear weird rules for dating like this Im mad someone didn't tell me before. Its like when I was on a date once, wearing a necklace my ex bought me, and the guy tells me it is against dating etiquette to take leftovers. Right as I'm filling my box with cheesecake factory chicken.

I kinda think their is a standard "good at sex" though. Is the person attentive, enthusiastic and experienced? Because that helps? And more than anything, chemistry helps...a lot. But, without that "take it off NOW" type chemistry, you can still pretty "good" at sex with someone.

hahaha FUCK RIGHT OFF ain't no one got time to keep her nails perfect every day

I'm not sure if there's a standard "good at sex".

God forbid a dude be permitted to have a fun POV

Lol. Someone's compensating.

Because, DUH, it IS creepy to receive romantic overtures from someone you're not interested in. Why are men so clueless about this? If women aren't interested, the thing to do is NOT to try harder. The thing to do is GO AWAY.

Have you never been hit on by someone you aren't attracted to? It's awkward and nerve-wracking, and it puts you in a bad position. There is no right answer, just a series of increasingly wrong ones.

All of these explanations disturb me.

A boyfriend of mine once did it and it was actually pretty cool. He did it very matter-of-factly, like: this thing is in my way, let's yank it out. I couldn't stop laughing. I also had a boyfriend who would go limp at the mere thought of menstruation. I prefer the first.

The chubby kid playing his clarinet at the girls' soccer game is the best story I've ever read on one of these "Send me your tragic stories" posts Drew does from time-to-time. I was laughing for five minutes at the mental imagery of this girl tying to play soccer while a pudgy kid blows on a clarinet in an effort to…

And when it's a law school class ring, just no. Everyone will know soon enough that you are a lawyer, and you will tell them where you went school, because you will.

One of the worst pieces of jewlrey a dude could wear isn't even on this list: the Oversized Class Ring. Holy fuck, I can't stand that shit. Unless it's a $10k Super Bowl ring and you're hosting an episode of Sunday Countdown, you have no business wearing some gaudy piece of shit that you think shows the world…